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Jack Bauer doesn’t have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It’s basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer.
No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer’s PC. Ever.
杰克·鲍尔的电脑没有防火墙，他用的是鲍尔墙。其实那只是一张杰克·鲍尔的jpeg图片。从来没有病毒攻击杰克的电脑，从来。 

Jack Bauer broke into the Russian Consulate and got captured because he thought it would be fun to compare Russian prisons
with Chinese prisons.

There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer’s right hand and Jack Bauer’s left hand.

Most people would need months to recover From 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a
change of clothes.
通常，人们需要20个月从有中国特色的审讯中恢复过来。杰克·鲍尔只需要洗个澡，挂胡子，然后换套衣服

If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called “1″.
如果 杰克·鲍尔 是斯巴达人，那么那部《300》电影就被称为《1》

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename

it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
洛杉矶曾因为杰克鲍尔数次拯救该市于危难存亡之中而命名一条街道为杰克鲍尔街。最后被迫取消，因为过街的人往往横死。没有任何人能够欺负杰克鲍尔之后还好 好活着。
过街Cross street， 同时 cross 口语里就是放倒，欺负或者欺骗

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
当一个定罪的恐怖分子被判面对杰克鲍尔，他的判决被直接缩短为死刑。

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.

Professor Charles Xavier From X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer’s mind. Now he’s sitting in a wheel chair.
《X战警》中的Charles Xavier教授曾经试图读取杰克·鲍尔的精神。目前他坐在轮椅上

When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
当噩耗降临在好人身上，这也许是命运。当噩耗降临在恐怖分子身上，这通常是因为杰克鲍尔。

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack From hearing Jack
Bauer is coming for them.
恐怖分子有三种主要的死法。前两种是被杰克鲍尔干掉，第三种是听说杰克鲍尔找上门来引发的心脏病发作。

Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said,

“I have them right Where I want them.”

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
如果杰克·鲍尔和希特勒、斯大林、Nina Meyers在同一个房间，杰克·鲍尔有一把枪和2发子弹，他会对Nina连开两枪。

If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″.
Jack Bauer doesn’t laugh in the face of danger; Jack Bauer is the face of danger.
杰克·鲍尔面对危险的时候不会笑，因为杰克·鲍尔就是危险本身

There’s one only shift when Jack Bauer works for CTU: the graveyard shift.
Jack Bauer signs his autograph with bullets. So don’t ask him to sign any part of your body.
杰克·鲍尔用子弹为自传签名，所以千万不要让杰克·鲍尔在你身上签名……

If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.
如果杰克·鲍尔是总统，他的职责就是保护特勤队

Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O’Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through.

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because
Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
在一次学校的数学测验里，杰克·鲍尔在对每道题的答案都是：暴力。最后他得到了A+的成绩，因为杰克·鲍尔用暴力解决了所有问题。

Jack Bauers calender goes From March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
杰克鲍尔的日历从3月31号直接跳到4月2号。没有任何人能耍到杰克鲍尔。

Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
杰克鲍尔从来不会被人活捉。他把自己放到逆境来使紧跟的杀戮变的更加戏剧性。

Chained to a chair, tortured, and with the threat of death hanging over him, Jack just wanted something to eat.
被铁链锁在椅子上，收紧折磨，被威胁死亡，杰克·鲍尔只是想要点吃的

Jack Bauer once forgot Where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
杰克鲍尔有次忘了带钥匙。他用了半个小时拷打自己以得到钥匙的确切位置。

Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.
杰克·鲍尔被艾米尔奖提名，因为他扮演了Kiefer Sutherland

There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
自从杰克·鲍尔在电视上露面之后，美国从未发生过恐怖袭击事件

The only reason Jack gave Nina mouth to mouth in Season 2 was because he had to kill her himself.
杰克鲍尔在第二季给Nina人工呼吸的唯一原因是因为他要亲手毙了Nina

Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.
杰克·鲍尔可以折磨你招出你不知道的信息。

When Jack Bauer says, “I don’t know if I can do this anymore”, the statement must be loosely translated as, “I can still rip off your head,
I just don’t know if I feel like I can shit down your neck at this time.”
当杰克·鲍尔说“我不知道我还能做这个不”，他的意思其实是：“我还可以把你头拎下来，只是我不知道这个时候我愿意把你头拎下来吗”

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
杰克鲍尔听说Kiefer Sutherland扮演了他，他把这家伙给杀了。没有人能耍杰克鲍尔。
英文 扮演 和 玩，甩 同词 “play”
Jack Bauer always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It’s because steroids are made From Jack Bauer.
杰克·鲍尔的类固醇检测总是呈阳性，不是因为他用类固醇，是因为类固醇是从杰克·鲍尔提炼的

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
杰克·鲍尔可以用无绳电话勒死你

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it’s fucking beef.
如果它尝起来像鸡肉，看起来像鸡肉，摸起来也像鸡肉，但是杰克·鲍尔说那是牛肉。那么它就是该死的牛肉。

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
16亿中国人不爽杰克鲍尔。嗯，看起来是个比较公平的战斗。

The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment From lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
加里福尼亚州为减少暴力案件，计划把执行死刑方法由注射改为面对杰克鲍尔。

Jack Bauer thinks the word mercy just means “quick interrogation.”
杰克鲍尔认为“宽恕”这个词意味着“快速审讯”

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
超人穿着带有Jack.Bauer标志的睡衣。

When Santa Claus asked Jack Bauer what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Jack Bauer and gets away
with it.
当圣诞老人问杰克·鲍尔要什么圣诞节礼物的时候，他的脖子被折断了。因为没有人能审问杰克·鲍尔。

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
杰克·鲍尔睡觉的时候枪下面放一个枕头

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
当金贝贝失去了贞操，小强找到了它， 并把它放了回去。

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
如果你早上醒来了，那是因为杰克·鲍尔饶了你

…and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, “I’ll take it From here.”
第七天 杰克鲍尔说：下面我来搞定。

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
生活给了杰克·鲍尔柠檬，杰克·鲍尔用它来杀恐怖分子。杰克·鲍尔及其憎恨柠檬
Bauer is not word, it is a sentence…A death sentence.
杰克·鲍尔不是一个单词，是一个句子，是死亡的宣判（sentence既有句子的意思也有宣判的意思）

After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.
24第六季过后，中国人成了珍惜种群。

If Jack Bauer’s gun jams, it’s because he wanted to beat you with it.
如果小强的枪卡了膛， 那是因为他想用枪托来揍你。

It’s no use crying over spilt milk… Unless that was Jack Bauer’s milk. Oh you are so screwed.
Life doesn’t give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
生活不给与杰克·鲍尔柠檬。生活问杰克·鲍尔：你需要什么水果？

来源一“When Life Give you lemons, make lemonade”

Jack Bauer let himself be drugged, beaten and captured inside a crate on a Chinese ship heading out of the USA with no way for help

to find him. Now he has them right Where we wants them.
杰克鲍尔让自己被人拖着，暴扁然后装在一条中国船的柳条箱子运出美国。现在他终于到了我们希望他到的地方。

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like
carrying you.
来搞清楚一件事，你目前依然清醒的唯一原因是小强不想背着你走。

Jack Bauer doesn’t have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.
杰克·鲍尔不需要点击浏览器的刷新按钮，因为“所有的时间都是实时发生的”（该句为24里开场白）

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The Supreme Court ruled unanimously that Jack Bauer’s methods were “cruel and unusual punishment”. The next day the Supreme

Court had nine vacancies.
最高法院一致同意杰克·鲍尔的手段为“残忍和非常的刑法”。第二天，最高法院多了9个空缺职位。

Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane From the luggage compartment.
只有小强可以在行李藏操纵一架飞机。

Jack Bauer has the heart of a terrorist. He keeps it in a jar on his desk.

A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack.
现在一副牌通常只有48张。 太多的人因为出了Jack 而受伤。（打牌出Jack 是play jack。字面上是玩了小强，耍了小强。）

Torturing terrorists is like riding a bike. Jack Bauer never forgets.

Jack doesn’t believe in Murphy’s Law, only Bauer’s Law: “Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours.”

James Bond has a license to kill. Jack Bauer was his instructor.
詹姆·士邦德有杀人证，杰克·鲍尔是他的指导老师。

The only reason the Chinese kept Jack alive is so that he could bring down the population.
中国人让小强活着的唯一理由是他可以抑止人口增长。

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
小强有次只动了3次就赢了“连四“游戏。

Jack Bauer doesn’t need a receipt to return something to a store, just a gun.
杰克鲍尔退货从来不需要收据，他只需要一把枪。

The Berlin Wall fell because Jack Bauer needed to get to the other side.
柏林墙倒了，因为杰克·鲍尔需要到另一边去。

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
杰克·鲍尔是中东人死亡的主要原因。

In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along
the US/Mexico border.
为控制非法偷渡， 美国总统批示大量使用 纸制小强象放在美国＆墨西哥边境。

If Jack Bauer gives you his word, return it immediately and run.
如果小强承诺你什么(gives you his word)，还给他 然后赶快溜。

Jack Bauer can pronounce the name “Ahmed” however he fucking wants.
杰克·鲍尔想什么时候叫“阿罕默德”就什么时候叫

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
超人唯一的弱点是氪， 小强嘲笑超人有一个弱点。

When Jack Bauer was little, he used to tie his brother up to a chair, put a bag on his head, and ask him,

“How many cookies did you steal From MY cookie jar!?”

When 24 airs on the Spanish channel everyones lines are translated except for Jack’s. The reason for this, nobody speaks for
Jack Bauer.
当《24》在西班牙频道上播出的时候，每个人的台词都翻译过了，除了杰克·鲍尔的。因为没有人踢杰克·鲍尔说话。

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, “Previously, on 24…”
当有人问小强他当天过的如何，小强回答：”previously, on 24…”（该句为《24》开场白）

Jack Bauer doesn’t take fingerprints, he takes fingers.
杰克·鲍尔从来不收集指纹，他收集指头！

You don’t know Jack” is a blessing among terrorists.
“你不认识小强”是恐怖分子之间的一个祝福。

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It’s basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
界上有正确的路，错误的路。还有一条小强路。这条路基本上就是正确的路，不过更快，死人更多。

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn’t go off, security gives him a gun.
小强去飞机场，金属探测器没响。于是安保就给了他一把枪。
Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
试图杀小强从来不会让他死， 只会让他发飙。

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
96个小时内，小强杀了93个人 拯救了世界4次。 你为你的人生做了啥呢？

Jack Bauer doesn’t speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
小强不会说外语。但他能让一个外国人在几分钟内开口说英语。

Jack Bauer has never caught a cold. How do we know? Colds still exist.
杰克·鲍尔从来不患上感冒。为什么？因为感冒仍然存在

Don’t ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He’ll explain in the car.
不要问杰克·鲍尔发生了什么事。他会在车里跟你解释。

Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
小强从来不会射失。如果他没有命中你，那是因为他在射一个12英里以外的恐怖分子。